Ten things I will not do in 2012
- Go for that one last drink.
- Believe things read in newspapers.
- Use literally incorrectly. ”I literally blew his head off”.
- Leave bottle’s unscrewed in bag.
- Order off-menu.
- Expect good mail. Mail is over. Move on.
- Act with impulse late at night with cameras. Refer to first.
- Believe one licorice twist is enough. It’s never enough.
- Leggings.
- Take it all so seriously.
